Knock Knock and a Trip to Catnia

(This was written 5 years ago. I have many things that I wanted to post but did not. I will be writing new things as life moves forward but periodically posting older things in honor of Dire Wolf.) image found online - will credit when source is found. Foster: Knock Knock! Me: Who’s there? Foster: …

There was that Vacation time…

I stumbled upon this from several years ago and needed to add it to this blog.  🙂  I forgot I had written it. Foster: Knock Knock! Me: Who’s there? Foster: Knock Knock! Me: May I help you? Foster: Good morning. Is the lady of the house at home? Me: WTF now???? Foster: I am representing …

4-Wheelie

Uhuha: Hey LADY! LADY!!! LAAAADDDYYYYY!!! Me: What? Uhura: We needs talk. Me: About what? Uhura: Humans breaks easy. I sorry what happened. Me: It was not your fault. Foster: Well it was when you look at it. I mean we were all hiking and that monster had to run… Me: Foster, enough. Foster: Look you …

I Forgot the Magic Words

Christmas Eve. I am carrying the bowl I mix rice, vegetables and canned dog food.  This is added to their kibble. Generally when I get the bowls ready the dogs are outside.  Today they are INSIDE.  This whole deal begins at the top of the stairs heading down to the family room where the dogs are fed. …

Uhura’s Halloween Puppy Service Announcement

Uhura really wanted to warn me about the risks of Halloween in her own way.  She gets very concerned this time of year.  _________________________________________________________________________________________   Uhura: Hey LADY!  LADY!  Hey LADY! Me: What. I am trying to decorate the house. Uhura: Oh look dere me nubby tails – love nubby tail.  HEY LADY.  Oh dere …

Octogrefest and Pool Water

It is my favorite time of year.  Also stressing as the pool gets closed.  We opt to have a company do this do if there is a problem with draining a line and it freezes, it is on them.  This was the day we drained the pool.  All I wanted to do was watch a …

There are just days…

I used to joke (and still do) with my kids that they are why I drink. However...  This was a day where I wonder if...  Some day there is not enough anything in the world... ___________________________________________________________________________________________   Me: Foster, why are you limping? Foster: Talk to that dog.  I am wounded.  She took a cheap shot. Me: …

Flooferanians

We went to a dog show and left his royal hiney at home.  Foster: You went to a dog show without me. Me:  I know, we could really only fit three of you and we had to bring Ravyn in case no other Shelties showed to give Splash competition. Foster: I am competition. Me: You …

Wilding Seeds

Much to Foster’s dismay, the puppies are still here. Uhura is still enjoying them. ____________________________________________________________________ Foster: They talk too much.  Shut them up. Me: You talk too much, take a lesson. Foster: I am protecting the house, there is a difference. Me: From the yard decoration? Foster: And leaves, the old guy in his garden, …

Seeds of Discontent

My sister was heading to a weekend Sheltie specialty show and asked if Sarah could puppy sit for a few days. Sarah was more than happy to have the pups here.  Foster was not impressed. ____________________________________________________________________________________   Foster: WHAT IN LASSIE’S MISSING TESTICLES DID YOU DO WOMAN!? Me: Don’t start… Foster:  I WANTED AN ARMY …